Yo momma so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so dumb that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.
Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so dumb she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!